Bath-time Prankster Gifts

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Distracting the fish.'

Scotsman in the bath...

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

"Here he comes! Don't move."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Now! That's very good sweety!

"Not exactly a snowman!"

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'

Diving into a Fake Pool

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

'Old fart and the sea'

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

Duck Bath

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

Jello in the diving pool.

"I attract all the crypts."

'I wear it when the pool's too crowded.'

Oh Bugger !

"I'm going to have a bath. Shall I leave the water in for you?"

Danger Loose Chippings

Clown's bath has clown feet.

Diver on the high dive board with floaties on each arm,

Snake pretending to be a paddling pool.

Don't expect a big splash. There's no water in the pool.