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Caution! Peak power electric bill shock possible.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Raincloud Umbrella

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"Surprise!"

'I'm on my way!'

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

Frogs

Thinking "Inside the Box."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

A rainbow umbrella

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

The King In The Rain.

Umbrella Roof

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

Businessman tries to shelter from the economic storm.

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

"Woof"

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

Surprise Party