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Caution! Peak power electric bill shock possible.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Raincloud Umbrella

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

'I'm on my way!'

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

Before Cordless Light Sabers

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Thinking "Inside the Box."

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

A rainbow umbrella

Frogs

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

Umbrella Roof

The King In The Rain.

"Woof"

Businessman tries to shelter from the economic storm.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."