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"... and come out fighting, boys."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Tension filled the tent.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

'Now let's see how he handles pressure...'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

When a nanosecond is forever.

'Do you have an appointment?'

Salesman given 10 minutes under extreme pressure to sell to buyer

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

"The boss just stopped and squinted at me! Either I"m in big trouble or he's lost is glasses again."

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

"There's just so much hostility I can dish out in one day, and still get my work done."

Bad News, Really Bad News, Horribly Bad News, Devastatingly Bad News and Apocalyptically Bad News.

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

'You do realize this means war!'

"Maybe it’s not the best time to mention the subpoena."

"... and the next speaker will be our out-going president."

Caution! Peak power electric bill shock possible.

"Here comes fury without purpose."

'Good Night and thanks for putting up with such miserable news.'

Cricketer hitting ball out of TV.

"I find I work best under the pressure of having to explain to friends what I do to make so much money."

Boss picking out employee name at random from machine marked 'Today's burnt of my wrath'.

Stress management Clinic: 'Sorry, closed due to burnout.'

BOOKS: Stuff you really don't want to know.