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Boss picking out employee name at random from machine marked 'Today's burnt of my wrath'.

The Jeopardy of Progress

North Pole

Beach con-man.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Surfing koala.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

Car Emissions

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

Oil Spill

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

A tessellation of running figures.

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

Yo mate, your board's up-side-down.

"But is it..?"

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

"My turn."

Hawaii's famous,'Banzai Pipeline'.

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'