Wrath Absorber T-Shirts

Boss picking out employee name at random from machine marked 'Today's burnt of my wrath'.

The Jeopardy of Progress

North Pole

Beach con-man.

Surfing koala.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Car Emissions

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'I've got a board meeting!'

A tessellation of running figures.

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

Oil Spill

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

"But is it..?"

Yo mate, your board's up-side-down.

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

"My turn."