Reality Absorber T-Shirts

'Good Night and thanks for putting up with such miserable news.'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Black hole setting

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Truth

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?" "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang." "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline." "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer." "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'I'm going to put you in touch with reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"I'm the nice huggy lady from the government."

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.'

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

It's hard to get a grip on reality these days because more than ever "reality" is a very slippery concept.

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

"BJ is aware of your concerns, but he's waiting until your facts agree with his idea of reality."

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'From what I've been hearing about it, I'm not sure I want a grip on reality.'

"When I'm an adult, things will be different... I'll be...the coolest adult...eh...ver...ZZZZ...."

"The imaginary people keep telling me that I'm crazy..."

'Can you get me in touch with reality without reality getting in touch with me?'

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People respond to their map of reality - NOT reality

Man with blinkers on

A man doing a reality check.

'Poor, nearsighted Mrs. Dumas. She never dreamed she'd teed up her own egg.'

House Hunters: "Well, I do enjoy a kitchen island as much as anybody else, but. . ."

Virtual reality generator strip