Reality Distorter T-Shirts

"Yes...yes...of course....I'll call you back as soon as I have a more convincing lie..."

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Black hole setting

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Truth

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

"Fit the reality to our statistics!"

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?" "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang." "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline." "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer." "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is

Since I took command of the company, I have steered a steady course.

Artistic license.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

'Yeah? Well... bite me! No... wait!'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

Psychiatrist. She said she could help get me in touch with reality or boost my self-esteem but not both.

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"