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Artistic license.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Romantic Giraffes

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

The circus diver.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

The life of penguins.

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

"Good heavens, Holmes! How did you deduce that I had recently lost my reading glasses?"

"I prefer your early pieces."

"No aliens"

The Formal Street Artist

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

Gymnast tangled up.

Give Thanks.

You know I can't do the twist.

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Holmes, but we just can't allow all these deductions."