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Artistic license.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Romantic Giraffes

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

The circus diver.

The life of penguins.

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

"I prefer your early pieces."

"No aliens"

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

"Good heavens, Holmes! How did you deduce that I had recently lost my reading glasses?"

The Formal Street Artist

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

She was always an introvert.

Gymnast tangled up.

Give Thanks.

Russell Rebrand

I can't decide if this is a self-improvement project or a home improvement project.

"No window, but on the plus side there's a gateway to another dimension behind the Lloveras print."

You know I can't do the twist.

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'