Contortionist Admirer T-Shirts

Gymnast tangled up.

Romantic Giraffes

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Punk Reindeer

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

No Right Turn (monster)

Grim's Fairytales

Magician Playing Golf.

Artistic license.

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

Multitasking

Virginia Woolf

'It sold for how much!'

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Cakeless.

"Sorry, Barnes, but you're not getting credit for that deal you closed. You tested positive for job performance enhancing drugs."

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"In light of the recent normalization of so much abhorrent speech and behavior, the defendant respectfully enters a plea of "Seriously?" to the crimes he's charged with!"

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

Meet the Artist

"And this is my great-uncle Harold...he was a famous escape artist!"