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'What's wrong with you?'

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

Punk Reindeer

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

The Mainstream

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

Dare to be different.

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Picasso is at it again. I don't know what he does in there. all he says is that he's living his dream."

Frank Zappa

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

"I beg to differ."

Magician Playing Golf.

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

Cakeless.

Zombie Christmas

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Gymnast tangled up.

The end of boardroom table establishes independence

Virginia Woolf

"And what if we don’t feel like being herded?"

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

"An ingenious choice, Madam - dispensing with the usual pretence of impressing one's guests in favour of amusing them!"