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"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Yoga for Alcoholics

Romantic Giraffes

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

"Is that Technical Support? My computer's fine - I just don't know how to operate my chair."

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"No aliens"

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

Artistic license.

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

"I prefer your early pieces."

She was always an introvert.

Gymnast tangled up.

Multitasking

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

Give Thanks.

Russell Rebrand

I can't decide if this is a self-improvement project or a home improvement project.

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

"You're just not the fuzzy caterpillar I fell in love with, anymore!"

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

Multitasking

The new, re-designed, shorter tax return form.

"Yeah, they're beautiful - but I really could have used that time to work on myself."

Because spheres are easier --- It's a physics thing.

"If you want a real metamorphosis, try lifting, bro."

"Last week, actually – thanks for noticing."

'A cocoon? Boy, he is having a mid-life crisis!'