Chair Contortionist T-Shirts

Sitting Disorder Clinic.

"Is that Technical Support? My computer's fine - I just don't know how to operate my chair."

Yoga for Alcoholics

Romantic Giraffes

D.I.Y

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

Artistic license.

Armchair Dancing

Multitasking

Gymnast tangled up.

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

Multitasking

"My daughter tells me that you work in the entertainment industry?"

'But toothache is the worst!'

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'

Planning officer has a man in his in-tray: 'In order to speed up the system, I have my own personal member of the public to consult.'

A crooked guy looking normal in a fun house mirror.

"It hurts when I do this ... "

Contortionist

McGhee makes a run for it!

National Union of Contortionists: We vote with our feet

"It says here that you're a contortionist and since your accident you've not been able to make ends meet."

'You've got to give up these escape attempts,'

"Fancy going on a bender tonight?"

"That's it? After 27 years of therapy to get your act together and that's it?"

'We gather here today in memory of Frank, beloved husband, father, friend and contortionist. . .'

I'm having trouble making ends meet.

"It hurts when I do THIS!"

...Can I come back and re-apply with a dumbed down C.V.?

'Say when you want me to start!'

I love swivelling on my chair.

Contortionist seeks housing.