Chair Contortionist Gifts

Sitting Disorder Clinic.

"Is that Technical Support? My computer's fine - I just don't know how to operate my chair."

Yoga for Alcoholics

Romantic Giraffes

D.I.Y

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Artistic license.

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

Gymnast tangled up.

Armchair Dancing

Multitasking

'But toothache is the worst!'

Multitasking

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'

"My daughter tells me that you work in the entertainment industry?"

Yoga Class. Ernie, check this out -- The "lotus" position! Looks more like the "low-tush" position!

Pretzel Co: 'Tell me...why should we hire you?'

Planning officer has a man in his in-tray: 'In order to speed up the system, I have my own personal member of the public to consult.'

Now hiring - All positions.

A crooked guy looking normal in a fun house mirror.

"It hurts when I do this ... "

National Union of Contortionists: We vote with our feet

McGhee makes a run for it!

"It says here that you're a contortionist and since your accident you've not been able to make ends meet."

Contortionist

'You've got to give up these escape attempts,'

'We gather here today in memory of Frank, beloved husband, father, friend and contortionist. . .'

I'm having trouble making ends meet.

"Fancy going on a bender tonight?"

"That's it? After 27 years of therapy to get your act together and that's it?"

"It hurts when I do THIS!"

...Can I come back and re-apply with a dumbed down C.V.?

'Say when you want me to start!'