Chair Contortionist Gifts

Looking for a gift for a chair contortionist? Surprise them with witty and fun products that highlight their unique talent and creative spirit. Ideal for anyone who loves to push boundaries and bend the conventional, these items add a humorous and artistic touch to their collection. Whether for a performance, a passion, or just because they’re uniquely flexible, find a gift that truly resonates with their inventive personality.

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Sitting Disorder Clinic.

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"Is that Technical Support? My computer's fine - I just don't know how to operate my chair."

"Is that Technical Support? My computer's fine - I just don't know how to operate my chair." mockup

"Is that Technical Support? My computer's fine - I just don't know how to operate my chair."

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Yoga for Alcoholics

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Romantic Giraffes

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D.I.Y

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'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...' mockup

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

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"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow." mockup

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

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'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?' mockup

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

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Artistic license.

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Armchair Dancing

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Multitasking

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Gymnast tangled up.

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Angel with a halo nose piercing.

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Multitasking

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"My daughter tells me that you work in the entertainment industry?"

"My daughter tells me that you work in the entertainment industry?" mockup

"My daughter tells me that you work in the entertainment industry?"

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'But toothache is the worst!'

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'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.' mockup

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'

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Planning officer has a man in his in-tray: 'In order to speed up the system, I have my own personal member of the public to consult.'

Planning officer has a man in his in-tray: 'In order to speed up the system, I have my own personal member of the public to consult.' mockup

Planning officer has a man in his in-tray: 'In order to speed up the system, I have my own personal member of the public to consult.'

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A crooked guy looking normal in a fun house mirror.

A crooked guy looking normal in a fun house mirror. mockup

A crooked guy looking normal in a fun house mirror.

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"It hurts when I do this ... "

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Contortionist

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McGhee makes a run for it!

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National Union of Contortionists: We vote with our feet

National Union of Contortionists: We vote with our feet mockup

National Union of Contortionists: We vote with our feet

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"It says here that you're a contortionist and since your accident you've not been able to make ends meet."

"It says here that you're a contortionist and since your accident you've not been able to make ends meet." mockup

"It says here that you're a contortionist and since your accident you've not been able to make ends meet."

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'You've got to give up these escape attempts,'

'You've got to give up these escape attempts,' mockup

'You've got to give up these escape attempts,'

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"Fancy going on a bender tonight?" mockup

"Fancy going on a bender tonight?"

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"That's it? After 27 years of therapy to get your act together and that's it?"

"That's it? After 27 years of therapy to get your act together and that's it?" mockup

"That's it? After 27 years of therapy to get your act together and that's it?"

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'We gather here today in memory of Frank, beloved husband, father, friend and contortionist. . .'

'We gather here today in memory of Frank, beloved husband, father, friend and contortionist. . .' mockup

'We gather here today in memory of Frank, beloved husband, father, friend and contortionist. . .'

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I'm having trouble making ends meet. mockup

I'm having trouble making ends meet.

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"It hurts when I do THIS!"

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...Can I come back and re-apply with a dumbed down C.V.?

...Can I come back and re-apply with a dumbed down C.V.? mockup

...Can I come back and re-apply with a dumbed down C.V.?

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'Say when you want me to start!'

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I love swivelling on my chair.

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Contortionist seeks housing.

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Chair Contortionist Gifts Collection

Chair Contortionist Mugs

Explore our range of mugs featuring unique designs for chair contortionists—perfect for adding a touch of humor to their daily routine.

Chair Contortionist Pillows

Find the perfect pillow for a chair contortionist—combining humor, comfort, and a dash of creative flair.

Chair Contortionist Prints

Browse our art prints that celebrate the art and humor of contortionists—bring their talent to life on your walls.

Chair Contortionist T-Shirts

Check out our fun and creative t-shirts for chair contortionists—ideal for showcasing their talent with a witty twist.