Contortion Art Lover Gifts

Romantic Giraffes

Neptune

Balloon Kids

Fist Bumper Cars

Stephen Spender.

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Outré or simply bad?"

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

"I can't WAIT to see it."

"Is that Technical Support? My computer's fine - I just don't know how to operate my chair."

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

Snow Bridge.

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

Artistic license.

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

Gymnast tangled up.

The Thinker

Muhammad Dali...

Multitasking

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

The summer the people depart, and life on Monster Island resumes its leisurely pace.

'This one is called Fruit Concentrate.'

"Hold still - almost done."

"I drink to forget."

Hammock for Man on Desert Island with Single Tree

Painting blowing on man at art gallery.

Multitasking

Turtle paints nude turtle (outside shell).