Contortion Enthusiast Gifts

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Yoga for Alcoholics

Romantic Giraffes

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

"Is that Technical Support? My computer's fine - I just don't know how to operate my chair."

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"No aliens"

"I prefer your early pieces."

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

Artistic license.

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

Multitasking

Gymnast tangled up.

Give Thanks.

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

"You're just not the fuzzy caterpillar I fell in love with, anymore!"

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

After the takeover - The makeover

"My daughter tells me that you work in the entertainment industry?"

"If you want a real metamorphosis, try lifting, bro."

"Last week, actually – thanks for noticing."

Multitasking

When geographers and geometrists hang out.

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'