Contortion Gifts

Pretzel Co: 'Tell me...why should we hire you?'

'You've got to give up these escape attempts,'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Romantic Giraffes

Pi Ala Mode.

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Lemniskate

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"He gets easily abstracted."

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

"Is that Technical Support? My computer's fine - I just don't know how to operate my chair."

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

Hares looking at Euclid

Artistic license.

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

The geometry of everyday life

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

Mobius Comic Strip.