Contortion T-Shirts

'You've got to give up these escape attempts,'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Romantic Giraffes

Pi Ala Mode.

Lemniskate

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

"Is that Technical Support? My computer's fine - I just don't know how to operate my chair."

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

Artistic license.

Hares looking at Euclid

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Mobius Comic Strip.

The geometry of everyday life

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Apple falls - ancient Greek envisions right angle.