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We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

Are you able to concentrate on your work? My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

"A possible eureka."

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Good heavens, Holmes! How did you deduce that I had recently lost my reading glasses?"

Ironically, it was the team member known only as 'Gur' who found the missing link...

Artistic license.

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

The laws of physics are the same everywhere - illustrated by Newton's apple affected by gravity

Eureka or else! The management

'Surely somebody must know why we're here?'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Holmes, but we just can't allow all these deductions."

"After all the effort we went through to get you a piano, you'd better practice every day!"

"The fact is, Bob, your amazing ability to focus on problems like a laser beam is freaking out everybody in the company!"

"I'm just saying, isn't it a bit early to be 'the present moment'?"

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

"Mom, what's refraction?"

"I have to commend you for your ability to focus."

'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'

'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'

'Oliver's a very sensitive singer-songwriter.'

Exit next left. No, my left.