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SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#6 "Kick me, stroke me, represents the essential duality of my nature..."

Most valuable element.

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

Businessman fences with three others.

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

Crossing the thin line into show business

Must you always be so negative?

'Surely somebody must know why we're here?'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

Devil vs Angel Duel.

"I'm just saying, isn't it a bit early to be 'the present moment'?"

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

'If you remove all the gray areas, you take all the fun out of the law.'

Exit next left. No, my left.

"Hi, Honey, I think I'm home."

Yin and Yang

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

'I see you've created an online altar ego.'

"You remind me of someone. Oh, yeah, him"

"I don't know if I want to marry, but I would like a combined household income."

Senator Olympia Snowe, Washington's Power Person of the Month.