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SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#6 "Kick me, stroke me, represents the essential duality of my nature..."

Most valuable element.

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'Look a huge bird!'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

Businessman fences with three others.

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

Crossing the thin line into show business

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

Must you always be so negative?

'Surely somebody must know why we're here?'

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

Devil vs Angel Duel.

That guy is a walking contradiction.

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

"I'm just saying, isn't it a bit early to be 'the present moment'?"

'If you remove all the gray areas, you take all the fun out of the law.'

Exit next left. No, my left.

"Why? Because he said I was insensitive, that's why!"

Yin and Yang

'I see you've created an online altar ego.'

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

"Hi, Honey, I think I'm home."

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

"You remind me of someone. Oh, yeah, him"

Disproportionate objects next 5 miles.