Duality Lovers T-Shirts

Assassin/Cartoonist

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Most valuable element.

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

Crossing the thin line into show business

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'

Must you always be so negative?

Devil vs Angel Duel.

"If people would just stop thinking of everything as an either-or situation, a lot more work would get done. Wait, forget I said that!"

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

That guy is a walking contradiction.

The coolest thing you can do is be yourself

'I see you've created an online altar ego.'

Yin and Yang

How are we supposed to tweet in 140 characters when all we can use are zeroes and ones!?

Information. If you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, how did it get there in the first place?

Seasonal Overlap.

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

'Fred leads a double life, and I can't stand either one of them!'

'It's not necessary to challenge the champ, your manager has already done that.'

"I don't know if I want to marry, but I would like a combined household income."

'Ha! You think I'd really fall for the old 'stampede-behind-you' trick?'

Ant and Dec.

Chinese office with folders for Yin and Yang.

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#6 "Kick me, stroke me, represents the essential duality of my nature..."

"I swing both ways."

Ruth and Ruthless