Reality Blurrer T-Shirts

"One time you blurred the line between fantasy and reality."

Black hole setting

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Truth

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Business or pleasure?

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

"All of my friends are imaginary."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?" "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang." "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline." "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer." "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

'Poor slob - he not only is about to be crushed to death - he's also left the lens cap on.'

'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.'

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

"Marriage and water, I find, don't mix."

'Among my many talents, not shown on my resume, is that I can say 'multivarient transformative interactive analytical heterogenacity in management leadership' three times fast.'

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

Philosophy Department - Are You Really Here?

It's hard to get a grip on reality these days because more than ever "reality" is a very slippery concept.

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

"BJ is aware of your concerns, but he's waiting until your facts agree with his idea of reality."

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

"The imaginary people keep telling me that I'm crazy..."

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People respond to their map of reality - NOT reality

Man with blinkers on

A man doing a reality check.

House Hunters: "Well, I do enjoy a kitchen island as much as anybody else, but. . ."

'Thanks for coming at such short notice.'

"Sometimes it's as if I didn't know the difference between what's real and what's trompe-l'oeil."