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"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

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"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

Man guarding a written border.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'Maybe we should start the meeting with a 'Getting to know each other' ice-breaker. Would anyone like to share their sexual fantasies?'

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"You let people walk all over you."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

"What part of this don't you understand?"

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

Learning to say 'no'

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."

The good news is, I'm going to let you work from home. The bad news is, I'm moving in with you.

'Listen Simkins, when I said that you could always come to me with you problems, I meant during office hours!'

"What are you doing? You know that's my work couch."