Boundary Setter T-Shirts

Guru tells secret of time management is word NO.

"Before we get too deeply involved..."

'Hey, get out of my space!'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"I'm confused. Is this the start of something, the end of something, or the whole something?"

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

Learning to say 'No'.

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"This is not sex, Mr. Fradkin. 'No' means 'no'."

Bedroom Traffic Control

24 Hour Curfew - No Grandchildren under the age of 16.

"Yes, I'm very surprised to hear from you. I thought I blocked you."

"I don't care what the question is."

"Thanks for the invitation, but it doesn't suit my needs at this time."

'My mom says you can come in sans nanchaku.'

"Only a backrub means ONLY a backrub!"

'Hey, Buddy! Don't get too friendly.'

'Listen Simkins, when I said that you could always come to me with you problems, I meant during office hours!'

"In the official language of the State of Florida, buzz off."

"What do you do for the holiday? Would you like to join me, er, us?"

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Relationship Warning Lights

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'Maybe we should start the meeting with a 'Getting to know each other' ice-breaker. Would anyone like to share their sexual fantasies?'

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"