Boundaries T-Shirts

"He definitely doesn't want to see anybody."

"Larry, please, can you give me some space? Like, five miles?"

"That was my answering cervix."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Man guarding a written border.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"You let people walk all over you."

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

This is Bad Feng Shui!

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

Learning to say 'no'

"When do your in-laws leave?"

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

'Listen Simkins, when I said that you could always come to me with you problems, I meant during office hours!'

'We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray.'

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

"What are you doing? You know that's my work couch."

"Before we get too deeply involved..."

Venn Diatribe