Boundary Guardian T-Shirts

"What? Too personal too soon?"

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

Earth Day Summit.

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

If you go out in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"You let people walk all over you."

Monkey steeling Eggs. Bird attacking monkey.

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Deer sitting in house surrounded by mounted human heads.

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

Learning to say 'no'