Boundary-setting Guru T-Shirts

'You just have to learn to say no.'

Schengen

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

'Hey, get out of my space!'

Man guarding a written border.

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Merker & Migrants

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

Europe seeking Russian help.

Europe

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

MONKEYS OF NAGORNO-KARABAKH

Learning to say 'no'

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."

'Listen Simkins, when I said that you could always come to me with you problems, I meant during office hours!'

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

War Room

"Before we get too deeply involved..."

Ponderosa

"This is it, Slim. I'm putting you on the next off-peak train outta here."

The View of Syria

24 Hour Curfew - No Grandchildren under the age of 16.