Boundary Ponders T-Shirts

Man guarding a written border.

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

Learning to say 'no'

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

'People are basically good, Henderson. We can use that against them.'

'We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray.'

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

'Listen Simkins, when I said that you could always come to me with you problems, I meant during office hours!'

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."

"Before we get too deeply involved..."

Venn Diatribe

"Hey Michelle, it's me. Have you had enough time to yourself yet?"

How a big hitter perceives the world, various objects outside of pitch numbered as points

"What do you do for the holiday? Would you like to join me, er, us?"

Woman aims pepper spray at man who tries to kiss her using mistletoe.

'My mom says you can come in sans nanchaku.'

24 Hour Curfew - No Grandchildren under the age of 16.

Guru tells secret of time management is word NO.

'I have difficulty setting boundaries.'

"He definitely doesn't want to see anybody."

"This is not sex, Mr. Fradkin. 'No' means 'no'."

"We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray."