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"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."

'Mona, must you bring your work home with you?'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

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"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Man guarding a written border.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"You let people walk all over you."

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

Learning to say 'no'

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

"What are you doing? You know that's my work couch."

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

'Listen Simkins, when I said that you could always come to me with you problems, I meant during office hours!'

'We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray.'

"Before we get too deeply involved..."