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'Keep your distance, Mr Robinson - this perfume spray is loaded!'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

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"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

Learning to say 'no'

'Listen Simkins, when I said that you could always come to me with you problems, I meant during office hours!'

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."

"What are you doing? You know that's my work couch."

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

'We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray.'

"Before we get too deeply involved..."

"Bob has always been more comfortable thinking inside the box."

Venn Diatribe

"What do you do for the holiday? Would you like to join me, er, us?"

"Hey Michelle, it's me. Have you had enough time to yourself yet?"

24 Hour Curfew - No Grandchildren under the age of 16.

How a big hitter perceives the world, various objects outside of pitch numbered as points

Woman aims pepper spray at man who tries to kiss her using mistletoe.

Japanese Leylandii Rage.