Boundary Champion Mugs

'Keep your distance, Mr Robinson - this perfume spray is loaded!'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

'Hey, get out of my space!'

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

Learning to say 'no'

'We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray.'

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."

'Listen Simkins, when I said that you could always come to me with you problems, I meant during office hours!'

"What are you doing? You know that's my work couch."

"Before we get too deeply involved..."

"Bob has always been more comfortable thinking inside the box."

Venn Diatribe

Woman aims pepper spray at man who tries to kiss her using mistletoe.

"Hey Michelle, it's me. Have you had enough time to yourself yet?"

'My mom says you can come in sans nanchaku.'

24 Hour Curfew - No Grandchildren under the age of 16.

Japanese Leylandii Rage.