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'Thanks for coming at such short notice.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Golfing Boss

Work Parfait

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

Working hours.

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Born In Captivity.

'We like your zip-a-dee. You need to work on your dooh-dah.'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

My brilliant career

Office pics on dinner table.

Time for vacation, time for work.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"I feel your pain."

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

Laptop Dancing.

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.