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'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Two tramps talk about the TysonLewis fight.

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'Man...You age great!'

Only One Item or Fewer.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'That's Hindenburg for you. Just can't express his anger in a positive way.'

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

Ask me about my uppercut.

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

'No, no coffee for me thanks, it's almost dawn: It would keep me up the whole day...'

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

"Banana who?"

sub woofer

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

'Boss, come here quick!'

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

'Which eight do you want?'

Post-Super Bowl XLVII Equipment Updates.

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

Eighties Throwback.

Elvis

Knock-out at the boxing match.

'You really don't get this 'going clubbing' thing ... '

12 items or less. 12 items or else.

Beggar advertises his oscar picks.

'Have you noticed, he's all left hook?'