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'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'Man...You age great!'

Only One Item or Fewer.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

'That's Hindenburg for you. Just can't express his anger in a positive way.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

"Banana who?"

sub woofer

'No, no coffee for me thanks, it's almost dawn: It would keep me up the whole day...'

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

'Boss, come here quick!'

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

'Which eight do you want?'

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

Post-Super Bowl XLVII Equipment Updates.

Eighties Throwback.

'You really don't get this 'going clubbing' thing ... '

'Have you noticed, he's all left hook?'

"Oh, that's a tricky one...now let me think...'Would I like a carrier bag..?' hmm..."

"Too dry?"

Knock-out at the boxing match.

'Oh that's actually for here, not to go.'