Honking Heralds Gifts

"Honk if you know Jesus."

Motorherd

Jumping cheerleaders

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Broadway Moosical.

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"It's over!"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Four

Rhinestone Accountant

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

'It's the Dizzy Gillespie appreciation society.'

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

Honk if you're a goose.

"Those in favour, honk!"

Moo! Honk! Don't stoop to their level Henry!

News: Clown found in hot tub with pigs

"And in breaking news - the word 'unprecedented' has been used an unprecedented number of times during the past year."

Country Girl Yeee Haaa!

'Evidence is that increased extreme weather is due to climate change.'

Overweight cop and his struggling horse.

Nevada Poll Worker: I saw rampant voter fraud.

A Bank Holiday Study.

Rush hour traffic with inconsiderate drivers.

'Nothing against you - I just don't like the taste of rabbit.'

Traffic Signals: Caution/Stop/Honkhorn

Keep honking. Honk and accelerate. In 30 feet, cut that @#$% off. Really lay on the horn this time. Cabby GPS.

"OK guys, one more time, and this time Fred, concentrate: your last howl was out of tune..."

'I couldn't fix the brakes, so I made your horn louder.'

"You mean I was cheering for a concussion?"

"Al, stop honking at the car ahead to move faster! This is a funeral procession."

Two people practice the french horn.