Sporty Cheer Gifts

Jumping cheerleaders

'That was fun!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'The grudge match.'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"So, you're staying in then?"

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

"Ooh, scrummy!"

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

Nobody knows what happened to Super Deer...Or do they?

Golf cheerleaders.

French Cheers For Lance Armstrong's Retirement.

'Hey, you!... Yeah, you! We need support! Let's hear some noise!'

'I'll grant you, he's generous when it comes to giving...but when has he ever bought a round ?'

The Dangers of Snooker.

'Forget the golf. I just got a nibble!'

"I think he's gone a bit OTT with the social distancing!"

'For our next Management Team Retreat can we go to a Cheer Competition?'

'I don't think anything could ruin my holiday spirit this year.'

"You mean I was cheering for a concussion?"

'Could be just psychological, but shearing before a swim race seems to improve my time.'

'Merry Christmas' Grumpy fairy atop Christmas tree

The Dread Lock

'Brown into the top pocket.'

U.S.A.