Canine Companion's Cheer Gifts

'That was fun!'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Hush puppy.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

A man and his dog

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"I'm working from home today."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

Wagging Dog

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Dogs