Underdog Cheerer Gifts

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Jumping cheerleaders

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

David and Goliath.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

'I've never sued anyone but I bet I'll be good at it.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

Published but unread poet.

Stop the big guy!

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

Masochistic Soccer Fan

Balloons vs. Rockets

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

'Determined little guy.'