Underdog Cheerer Pillows

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The Leafs win the Cup!

Jumping cheerleaders

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

David and Goliath.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

'I've never sued anyone but I bet I'll be good at it.'

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Stop the big guy!

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

Published but unread poet.

March 8, 2030: the debut of 'Rocky 19.'

"It says here researchers have found we're not as smart as some people believe."

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

Ballad of a Replacement Player

Masochistic Soccer Fan

Balloons vs. Rockets

'Determined little guy.'