Underdog Supporters Pillows

'I wrote this song about my lifelong struggle with tone deafness and my complete inability to carry a tune or play an instrument.'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

David and Goliath.

Well, th' kid wit' th' boxing nun hand puppet won...

'Don't tell me you read that rubbish?'

-I once dreamed about carrots and peas,and then bet on two horses the next day called carrots and peas. Guess who won? -Who? -An outsider called mixed vegetables.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The Leafs win the Cup!

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

"Thank you, Sir."

'I've never sued anyone but I bet I'll be good at it.'

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

Published but unread poet.

"Like many attorneys I was the runt of the litter."

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Stop the big guy!

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

March 8, 2030: the debut of 'Rocky 19.'

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

"It says here researchers have found we're not as smart as some people believe."

'Determined little guy.'