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'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

David and Goliath.

Well, th' kid wit' th' boxing nun hand puppet won...

'Don't tell me you read that rubbish?'

-I once dreamed about carrots and peas,and then bet on two horses the next day called carrots and peas. Guess who won? -Who? -An outsider called mixed vegetables.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

'I've never sued anyone but I bet I'll be good at it.'

"Thank you, Sir."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"Like many attorneys I was the runt of the litter."

Stop the big guy!

Published but unread poet.

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'Determined little guy.'

Balloons vs. Rockets