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'He's the long shot!'

Although a vastly inferior boxer, Ross 'Tiny Head' Watson once again avoids the knockout and fights to a draw.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

The trauma of losing.

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

David and Goliath.

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

"Thank you, Sir."

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"Like many attorneys I was the runt of the litter."

Stop the big guy!

Published but unread poet.

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

'Determined little guy.'

Balloons vs. Rockets