Underdog Lover Pillows

'Who does he think he's kidding? He only won a tenner!'

'Thank you for looking after him while we were away. Was he a good boy?'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Eat my dust!"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

The Leafs win the Cup!

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Puppies

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

David and Goliath.

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

Dog Calenders.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'