Underdog Admirer Pillows

Always introduce the smallest guy first.

"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

David and Goliath.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

"Thank you, Sir."

'I've never sued anyone but I bet I'll be good at it.'

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"Like many attorneys I was the runt of the litter."

Stop the big guy!

Published but unread poet.

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

'Determined little guy.'