Underdog Enthusiast Pillows

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Short as he was, Dave was confident his endurance would see him through this round.

Masochistic Soccer Fan

A boxer refuses to give up after he has lost the fight.

80 Million Euros for a football player.

"It's three on one. I say we rush him."

The forgotten Grimm brother

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

The trauma of losing.

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The Leafs win the Cup!

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

David and Goliath.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"Thank you, Sir."

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

Published but unread poet.

Stop the big guy!

"Like many attorneys I was the runt of the litter."

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

March 8, 2030: the debut of 'Rocky 19.'

"It says here researchers have found we're not as smart as some people believe."

Balloons vs. Rockets

'Determined little guy.'