Underdog Story Lover Pillows

Name: The Blob. Occupation: pro wrestler. Record: 53-0. Personal motto: Skeletal system, schmeletal system.'

"Okay, so the first round didn't go exactly as we planned..."

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"Thank you, Sir."

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

"Like many attorneys I was the runt of the litter."

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

'I'm Hamlet's father, come back to claim my place in the history of English Literature.'

'Determined little guy.'

Alexander Dumas.

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

Masochistic Soccer Fan