Underdog Enthusiast Mugs

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Short as he was, Dave was confident his endurance would see him through this round.

Masochistic Soccer Fan

A boxer refuses to give up after he has lost the fight.

80 Million Euros for a football player.

"It's three on one. I say we rush him."

The forgotten Grimm brother

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

The trauma of losing.

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

David and Goliath.

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

"Thank you, Sir."

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"Like many attorneys I was the runt of the litter."

Published but unread poet.

Stop the big guy!

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

'Determined little guy.'

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

Balloons vs. Rockets

'Nah, I wasn't really afraid. See, even though he's pretty mighty as far as mice go, he's still, well, a mouse.'

"What I don't understand is why people waste their time writing when they might not get published,."