Underdog Fan Mugs

"You can't bully me."

"Kid, you got a 'While You Were Out' message."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The trauma of losing.

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The Leafs win the Cup!

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

David and Goliath.

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"Thank you, Sir."

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

'I've never sued anyone but I bet I'll be good at it.'

Stop the big guy!

"Like many attorneys I was the runt of the litter."

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

Published but unread poet.

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."

"It says here researchers have found we're not as smart as some people believe."

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

March 8, 2030: the debut of 'Rocky 19.'