Underdog Lover Mugs

'Who does he think he's kidding? He only won a tenner!'

'Thank you for looking after him while we were away. Was he a good boy?'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Puppies

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

David and Goliath.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

K-9 Garten