Overconfident Underdog Supporter Pillows

'I've never sued anyone but I bet I'll be good at it.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

The Leafs win the Cup!

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

David and Goliath.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

"Thank you, Sir."

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"Like many attorneys I was the runt of the litter."

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

"It says here researchers have found we're not as smart as some people believe."

March 8, 2030: the debut of 'Rocky 19.'

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

Ballad of a Replacement Player

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

Masochistic Soccer Fan