Overconfident Underdog Supporter Pillows

'I've never sued anyone but I bet I'll be good at it.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

David and Goliath.

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"Thank you, Sir."

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"Like many attorneys I was the runt of the litter."

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

'Determined little guy.'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

Masochistic Soccer Fan