Overconfidence Fan Pillows

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

"I attended a leadership seminar, they learnt a lot from me."

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

'I've never sued anyone but I bet I'll be good at it.'

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Push yourself. No one else is going to do it for you. The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. You will never know your limits unless you push yourself to them. Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is worth fighting for. Passion is pushing yourself when no one else is around. Are you two going to help on not?! I thought we were.

"Don't worry, I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

"He's two onths old and already drooling at a four-month-old level."

'Oh, don't even think about living life vicariously through me!'

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

"Why come to me? I'm only a humble doctor. You should see a healthcare provider."

"You can't bully me."

'Plastic Surgery, come as you are and leave as you wish'

'Pretty confident, huh?'

'I'm afraid things have to get worse before they can get even worse.'

Attention seeker's anonymous.

'I was an overachiever.'

Mel realizes he brought his gratitude list to the grocery store by mistake.

"Hard work, determination, success!"

I'm attending a 3 week, 6-part seminar with 15 speakers to learnhow to think for myself.

"It's gonna be hard for my kid to have type 2 diabetes. He's used to being number 1."

The Mantra Ray

'Sunnyside down.'

"Kid, you got a 'While You Were Out' message."

"I predicted I would get an 'A-plus'! If it makes you feel any better, my prediction skills are way worse."

Joel grows a pair of balls.

'Wow, you're right: You look pretty ugly in this baby photo...'

'You're ahead of your time-it says here we're gonna be a nation of fatties by 2020!'

'You just wait! I may be ugly now, but someday I'll grow up into a beautiful something or other!'

'The irony is that your brother is still the nonconformist.'