Overconfidence Fan Pillows

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"I attended a leadership seminar, they learnt a lot from me."

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

'I've never sued anyone but I bet I'll be good at it.'

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Don't worry, I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

'Oh, don't even think about living life vicariously through me!'

"He's two onths old and already drooling at a four-month-old level."

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

"Why come to me? I'm only a humble doctor. You should see a healthcare provider."

"You can't bully me."

'Plastic Surgery, come as you are and leave as you wish'

'Pretty confident, huh?'

'I'm afraid things have to get worse before they can get even worse.'

'I was an overachiever.'

Attention seeker's anonymous.

Mel realizes he brought his gratitude list to the grocery store by mistake.

"Hard work, determination, success!"

The Mantra Ray

'Sunnyside down.'

"It's gonna be hard for my kid to have type 2 diabetes. He's used to being number 1."

I'm attending a 3 week, 6-part seminar with 15 speakers to learnhow to think for myself.

"Kid, you got a 'While You Were Out' message."

Joel grows a pair of balls.

"I predicted I would get an 'A-plus'! If it makes you feel any better, my prediction skills are way worse."

'Wow, you're right: You look pretty ugly in this baby photo...'

'You're ahead of your time-it says here we're gonna be a nation of fatties by 2020!'

'You just wait! I may be ugly now, but someday I'll grow up into a beautiful something or other!'

'The irony is that your brother is still the nonconformist.'