Overachieving Baby Fan Pillows

"He's two onths old and already drooling at a four-month-old level."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Proud mums.

Baby in Trunk.

A Star is Born.

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

BABY (arrow pointing to belly) BEER (arrow pointing to belly).

"This is your portfolio. Fill it."

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

Good golly! I'm some kind of bird!

'Oh, don't even think about living life vicariously through me!'

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

'I was an overachiever.'

"I've finished my New Year's resolutions, and now I'm going to get a running start on yours."

'Thank you...and now could I trouble you for a ham on rye?'

'You don't really care about sex. You just want the prizes for the first baby of the New Year.'

"Hard work, determination, success!"

"It's gonna be hard for my kid to have type 2 diabetes. He's used to being number 1."

"If you INSIST on helping with her homework she only needs 50 words about her card, not a study of the feline character in relation to familial relationships!"

"Now that I've learned to talk I can't think of anything to say."

'How do you expect to compete with the Japanese if you don't learn to walk?'

"They grow so fast."

Proud Parent of a SUPERNATURAL STUDENT at Westford High School

"Sometimes less is more."

Brights: A school for parents with special needs.