Overachievement Aficionado Pillows

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Overjumpers

Go! Means NOW!

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

Genius Envy

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

Too big to fail

'They're a very successful family.'

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

'No ulcers shows me you haven't reached your full potential.'

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

Ladder of success"...Perhaps, you'd like our economy model."

'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

"This has been a productive homework session!"

"You promised to stop bringing your work home."

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

'Well, we made it.'

Office Task Map

"He's two onths old and already drooling at a four-month-old level."

"I can't believe it...a 'B' average on my report card? I'm not that smart! The theories of probability predict it's likely that the school's data system somehow encountered a catastrophic breakdown."

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

"Your internship is finally over. You're now required to work longer hours with no extra pay."

Test preps, PSATs, SATs, AP courses, community service, 3 sports, 2 clubs and chorus